LET'S LAUGH
Prepared by Ziya Çaðatay UÇAK
About Me:
Ben Ziya Çaðatay UÇAK 1968 Ankarada doðdum.Evliyim ve Mert isminde 3 yaþýnda bir oðlum var. Bu sayfalarda sizlere Ýngilizce'nin eðlenceli yönlerini sunmaya çalýþacaðým.Tüm öðrencilerimin Ýngilizceyi keyifli bir þekilde öðrenmelerini arzu etmekteyim.
Giggling, Chuckling
and other
hilarious symptoms
TONGUE TWISTERS
(say
these ten times in succession)
Fat
frogs flying past fast.
Shy
Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
Sam's
shop stocks short spotted socks.
We
surely see the sun shine soon.
Six
short slow shepherds.
How
much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If
a woodchuck could chuck wood ?
A
woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck,
If
a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Six
sharp smart sharks.
Quick-Quack-Quock
Quack-Quock-Quick
Quock-Quick-Quack
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q:
Where do sheep get their hair cut ?
A:
At the baa-baa shop.
Q:
What happened to the cat who swallowed a torch ?
A:
He hiccuped with delight.
Q:
What kind of key won't open a door ?
A:
A monkey.
Q:
Why did the fly fly ?
A:
The spider spied her.
Q:
Why does a kangaroo hope it dosen't rain ?
A:
She hates it when the children have to stay inside.
Q:
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A:
The light was green.
Q:
Why did the duck cross the road ?
A:
The chicken was on holiday.
Q:
Why do cows wear bells ?
A:
Their horns don't work.
Q:
What did the baby porcupine say when he backed into a cactus ?
A:
Is that you, mum ?
Q:
Where do cows go on dates ?
A:
To the moo-vies.
DÝLBÝLGÝSÝ KONULARI:
REGULAR
COMPARATIVE AND SUPERLATIVE ADJECTIVES
ADVERBS
ADJECTIVE ORDER
ADJECTIVE CLAUSES
SEQUENCE WORDS
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